1. 02:52 27th Jul 2014

    Notes: 62500

    Reblogged from domofudgie

    johnlockshipsdestiel:

    officialprincewilliam:

    officialprincewilliam:

    can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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    you bet jurassican

    i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

    (Source: officialprincewilliam)

     
  2. 02:52 20th Jul 2014

    Notes: 331859

    Reblogged from somethingsuitablywittyandmorbid

    Nostalgia is a dirty liar that insists things were better than they seemed.
    — Michelle K., I Can’t Stop Questioning It.    (via chomokh)
     
  3. 20:08 19th Jul 2014

    Notes: 28100

    Reblogged from this-little-piggie

    12janus:

    Pokeshaming

     
  4. 17:15

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    Reblogged from somethingsuitablywittyandmorbid

    sebastian-stand:

    dioburandou:

    zolro:

    I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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    NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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    GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

     
  5. 14:23

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    Reblogged from this-little-piggie

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    lucinater:

i love pokemon shaming omg

    lucinater:

    i love pokemon shaming omg

     
  6. 11:30

    Notes: 30437

    Reblogged from fishingboatproceeds

    Anonymous said: "It's a metaphor" I have no doubt that you completely understand and stand by this statement that the act of putting an unlit cigarette in Augustus Waters' mouth is in fact a metaphor. But for some folks, we don't see it asa metaphor, we see it as situational irony, or a simple statement. Please explain how it is a metaphor.

    fishingboatproceeds:

    Well, a character in a novel saying that something is a metaphor is not the same thing as the author of the novel saying that it’s a metaphor. Gus’s intellectual grasp often exceeds his reach (he calls a monologue a soliloquy, and misuses quite a few of the bigger words in his vocabulary). But I do think the cigarette is a metaphor, albeit a different one for us than it is for him.

    Gus’s idea is that the cigarette is a metaphor for illness, and he keeps it unlit and in his mouth as an expression of his power over illness. “You put the killing thing between your teeth but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.” Gus’s thinking here is that HE has the power. This is why he tends to use the cigarette when he’s feeling nervous or powerless. (He’s also using the most famous commercially available carcinogen to make this statement, so obviously there’s a connection there in his mind: Humans can prevent cancer by not smoking; cancer is something we can have power over; your job is not to give cancer the power to kill you; etc.) 

    But of course Gus is wrong about all of this, or at least almost all of it. You may have SOME control over whether you die of cancer (you can choose not to smoke), but in most cases humans don’t have control over illness. “You don’t give it the power to do its killing” imagines more agency over illness than we actually have, because in the end much of the fault is in the stars, not in ourselves. So to us, the unlit cigarette is a metaphor for our false perception of control, and our urgent need to feel in control. It’s no coincidence, then, that when Gus’s life is spiraling out of control and he finds himself powerless before fate, he tries (and fails) to buy cigarettes.

     
  7. 08:37

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    Reblogged from domofudgie

    hextraordinary:

    bagmilk:

    does your signature just like happen to you once you adult

    So fun fact, one time when I was in the hospital I was on the same floor as a judge.  I asked him what people who can’t write sign for their signature, and he told me that it doesn’t matter what you write what matters is the intent that you are consenting to what you are signing.  You could draw a little picture of a dick and it would still be a legal signature

    (Source: heteroh)

     
  8. 05:45

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    Reblogged from liamdryden

    moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

    moonblossom:

    kinpunshou:

    so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

    but instead i found this dumbfuck

    Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

     
  9. 02:53

    Notes: 132777

    Reblogged from broughtdowntheforcefield

    You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in.
    — 

    Eliezer Yudkowsky  (via rampias)

    Being a “product of their times” is no excuse. Never let someone off the hook for bigotry. 

    (via ghanaian-princess)

    (Source: abundance-mine)

     
  10. 20:08 18th Jul 2014

    Notes: 1207514

    Reblogged from somethingsuitablywittyandmorbid

    fandoms-have-the-tardis:

tyleroakley:

decaffeinate-o:



I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.

We need this if we are to becoming hunters

    fandoms-have-the-tardis:

    tyleroakley:

    decaffeinate-o:

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    I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.

    We need this if we are to becoming hunters